Teacher and pupil
Teacher: Who was the our first prime minister?
Pupil: Nehruji was our first prime
minister.
Teacher: How often was he elected prime
minister?
Pupil: He was elected prime minister four
times.
Teacher: Whom was he most fond of?
Pupil: He was most fond of children.
Teacher: Was he our prime minister to the very
last?
Pupil: Yes, He was our prime minister to
the very lost.
Teacher: When did he die?
Pupil: He died in 1964.
Kamala and Girija
Kamala:
For how long have you been learning music?
Girija: I
have been learning music for five years now.
Kamala:
Are you learning vocal music?
Girija: Yes,
I am learning vocal music.
Kamala :
Who teaches you music?
Girija:
Mr.Anand teaches me music.
Kamala:
How many classes have you a week?
Girija:
I have five classes a week.
Kamala:
Does he tech instrumental music?
Girija: No,
he doesn’t not teach instrumental music.
FATHER AND SON
Father:
Have
you answered all the questions?
Son:
No,
I have not answered all the questions?
Father:
Where
all the questions tough?
Son:
No,
all the questions were not tough
Father:
Will you score more then 60%?
Son:
Yes,
I will score more than 60%.
Father:
How
many marks are required for a pass?
Son:
Only 35 marks are required for a pass.
Father:
How
has Rajan done?
Son:
Rajan
has also done well.
Ravi and Raju
Ravi:
Where
is your brother now?
Raju:
My brother is in Kodaikanal.
Ravi:
Has
he gone there with hie friends?
Raju:
No,
he has not gone with there with his friends.
Ravi:
When
did he go there?
Raju: He
went there last month.
Ravi:
Does
he write to you often?
Raju:
Yes,
he writes to me often.
Ravi:
What
for has he gone there?
Raju: He
has gone there for/on business.
RAMANAN AND KUMARAN
RAMANAN : Where do you propose to go for the vacation?
KUMARAN : I propose to go to Kashmir for the vacation.
RAMANAN : When will you start?
KUMARAN : I will start by
the end of April.
RAMANAN : Who will you be staying there with?
KUMARAN : I shall be staying there with my sister.
RAMANAN
: What
is your brother-in-law?
KUMARAN
: My
brother-in-law in an Engineer.
Where do you propose to go
next summer?
RAMANAN
: I propose to go to Ooty next summer
TWO
MEN AT THE BUS STAND
MAN I : Are you waiting for the town bus?
MAN
II : No, I am waiting for the mofussil bus.
MAN
I : Where do you want to go?
MAN
II : I want to go to Chengalpat.
MAN
I : How much is the fare
to Chennai?
MAN
II : The fare to Mettur is 180 rupees.
MAN
I : When do you expect
our bus to start?
MAN
II : I expect my bus to start at 8 p.m.
MAN
I
: Have you reserved your ticket?
MAN
II :
Yes, I have reserved my ticket.
PASSENGER
AND CONDUCTOR
PASSENGER : Is this the bus for Eroad?
CONDUCTOR : No, This isn’t the bus for Eroad.
PASSENGER: When will the bus for Eroad leave?
CONDUCTOR: The bus for Eroad will leave at 4P.M
PASSENGER : Can I get a seat in that bus?
CONDUCTOR : I very much doubt if you can get a seat in
that bus.
PASSENGER: When is the next bus then?
CONDUCTOR: The next bus is at 9 P.M
RAVI
AND KARIM
RAVI: What were you looking at there?
KARIM: I was looking at the large crowed there.
RAVI: What happened?
KARIM: A boy has lost his purse.
RAVI: How has he lost his purse?
KARIM: Someone has picked his pocket.
RAVI: Has the pick-pocket been caught?
KARIM: No, the pick-pocket has not been caught.
RAVI: How many Rupees would he have lost?
KARIM: He would have lost about 3000 Rupees.
FATHER AND SON
FATHER: Have you paid your examination fees?
SON: No, I haven’t paid my examination fees yet.
FATHER: Why have you not paid your examination fees?
SON: Because you were away.
FATHER: Which is the last date for payment of fees?
SON: The last date for payment of fees is 31st
of this month.
FATHER: Can you pay the fees tomorrow?
SON: Yes, we can pay the fees tomorrow.
FATHER: How much is the examination fees?
SON: The examination fees is Rs. 60000.
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